QUESTRA: OPERATION COLD WALLET – TREZOR Quest

QUESTRA

OPERATION: COLD WALLET
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MISSION PARAMETERS
  • NO ONE BUT CHAD BIRD KNOWS WHERE IT IS HIDDEN
  • It is NOT on land me or my family own. Nor is it on any land a corporation I control owns.
  • It is a REAL Trove
  • The trove is on PUBLIC LAND open to everyone WITHOUT fee/permit on any day or any time as of 2025. But there are ways to it that might require a fee. I would go the path of least cost, even if it is longer.
  • It is NOT in a Dangerous Place
  • It is NOT Buried
  • NO Digging, Climbing, Swimming, or Cave Exploring
  • NO TOOLS REQUIRED OF ANY KIND
  • NO SPECIAL HIKING GEAR NEEDED – JUST NORMAL HIKING!

DANGER ZONES

CLIFFS/LEDGES
BRIDGES
RAILWAYS
STRONG CURRENTS
HIGHWAYS
WATERFALLS
CONSTRUCTION
CANYONS
PRIVATE LAND
CAVES/MINES
CEMETERIES
RESTRICTED
MILITARY
DANGEROUS
NO PERMISSION
SHARKNADOS
AREA 51
ENDLESS VOIDS

MISSION BRIEFING

[1] VOLUNTARY RISK ACCEPTANCE

By searching, you accept all risks including:

  • You May Hunt and Never Find
  • Weather Conditions
  • Uneven Terrain
  • Wildlife Encounters
  • Hunter Encounters
  • Slips & Trips
  • Bites & Stings
  • ANY other HAZARD You Voluntarily Put YOURSELF or OTHERS Into
  • All Time/Travel Costs Associated with Your Voluntary Involvement with Trezor.Quest

[2] FOLLOW ALL LAWS

  • Federal, State, Local Laws
  • Park/Forest/BLM Rules
  • Ranger Instructions

[3] NO TRESPASSING

  • NO Private Property
  • NO Closed Zones
  • NO CEMETERIES!!!
  • NO Archaeological Sites
  • NO Chad’s Land
  • NO Chad’s Family Land
  • NO Chad’s Corp Land

[4] NO DIGGING/TOOLS

  • NO Digging Up Rocks
  • NO Disturbing Vegetation
  • NO Exploding Anything
  • NO Metal Detectors (Where Prohibited, Jack)
  • Leave it as you found it!

[5] PROTECT ENVIRONMENT

  • Leave NO Trace
  • Don’t Disturb Wildlife
  • Pack Out ALL Trash
  • This Ain’t No Video Game, We DONT get a Restart Button on Earth. So, take Care of Her!

[6] YOUR RESPONSIBILITY

You handle:

  • Your Time & Money
  • Your Safety ALWAYS
  • Navigation
  • Hydration
  • Clothing
  • Sun Protection
  • Bug Protection
  • Snake Protection
  • Bear Protection
  • Sasquatch Protection
  • ALL Medical Needs
  • Daylight Search Only

AUTHORIZED

  • Search Public Lands
  • Stay Safe Always
  • Carry Water & Map
  • Follow Posted Rules
  • Pack Out Trash
  • Take Photos
  • Report Findings
  • Ask Questions
  • Email Chad Whenever (He Does get Busy from Time to Time, so be Patient!)
  • Enjoy Chad’s Native Area of the Country!
  • Take All the Pictures You Can of Sasquatch.

UNAUTHORIZED

  • Don’t Trespass
  • Don’t Dig/Explode/Pry
  • Don’t Climb Cliffs
  • Don’t Enter Caves
  • Don’t Disturb Wildlife
  • Don’t Light Fires
  • Don’t Search at Night
  • Don’t Wrestle Dogman
  • Don’t Harass Chad’s Family, They DONT Know Where IT is Placed!
  • Don’t ATTEMPT ANYTHING that You Know You Can’t DO!
  • Don’t be a Dweeb! Nothing is Worth Risking Life & Limb. Use Your Brain McFly!

COMMANDER’S PROMISE

The Cache is Real and Reachable Without Breaking any KNOWN Laws as of 2025 or Entering Hazardous Terrain.

No Warranty Given as to Trove’s Value.

Organizer Reserves the Right to Call Off the Hunt for Public Safety (So, Don’t be a Spaz! STAY SAFE!).

🙂 HUNT!
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GOOD LUCK SOLDIER!

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